2026-07-22_email_old-testament-chronicles

July 22, 2026

From: jason.heywood@gmail.com To: kaitlynn.heywood@missionary.org (cc kaitlynn.heywood@gmail.com), sent again to nheywood@missionary.org (cc ladaloheywood@gmail.com) Date: 2026-07-22 (sent twice the same day MDT, 11:36 AM to Kaitlynn and 6:01 PM to Natalie; Gmail's UTC timestamps read 2026-07-22 17:36Z and 2026-07-23 00:01Z) Subject: I should love the Old Testament, but it makes me want to die

proof. This was last night.

[image attached]

Come, follow me… TO DEATH!

Love,

Chronicles 1 and 2.

Filing notes

A one-joke note Jason sent to both missionary daughters the same day, identical body text, signed "Chronicles 1 and 2" as the culprit. The Come, Follow Me curriculum was in the Old Testament that week. The attached photo is offered as "proof" of the previous night; the email does not describe what it shows, and the image is not stored in the vault.

Filed as a single canonical because the two sends carry byte-identical text. Indexed into both Kaitlynn's and Natalie's Correspondence hubs.